Ok, so wtf man, it just seems I can never catch a break. I am beginning to wonder wtf is going on, is there some sort of negative shit just following me around or what? Anyhow, I figured it was easier to post something on here so I could “write a book” about it 😉 As most of you know I have been having one hell of a time with this birth control shit I put in my body. However, after three hospital visits, endless appointments and I won’t even tell you how much in doc bills, I have finally bitched enough and have surgery set for a month from now to have it removed. Our hope is that it comes out easily and I am in and out with minimum scars and only four to six days to heal. The worst case, it does not come out so easy, as it has been in me for over four years, and then I will be in the hospital for two days and recovery will be around four WEEKS 🙁 I am freaking the fuck out. I, other than this simple implant that was almost risk free, do not put shit in my body. Other than my personal natural consumption, I do not take any medications, not even aspirin. So my biggest fears are they go to put me under and I never wake up or I come out and had to have full surgery and I then look like a creation of Frankenstein. :'( If that is the case, I hope you love scars :/ So I learned that although I have always been reluctant to go to doctors, I will now never even think about it unless I am on my death bed 🙁 So mad for reasons I wont write a book about lol but I guess for now we enjoy what we can of the next month and then play it by ear 🙂 If you do not hear from me at all after April 18th then you will know I did not do so well. And just when you thought I was done, I have more 😉 Keep reading if you can 😉 LOL So this week is just a fuck ball of shit. I am so far behind at the office and my side business from my week in bed. So now it is catch up time and I will do what I can to be on, but I just have no fucking clue when that will be. I guess you will just have to get your asses on Twitter (@carmellalenker) and follow my every move until you see me cum to you 🙂 Now I am done with my book… I am going to post something for those of you who miss me on Twitter 😉 MUAH!!!!
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